worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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