I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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