question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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