so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
organizing the empties. That sober.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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