Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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