return my video game
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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