I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Girls should come with a carfax report
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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