Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with

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(408): View more from California

You drunk yet?

(925): View more from California

Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.

(408): View more from California

Cant make any promises.

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

(614): View more from Ohio

there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even

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(585): View more from New York

That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS

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