can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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