there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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