Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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