put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I skipped work to stalk him.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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