What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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