yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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