question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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