you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
