Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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