what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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