she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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