i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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