bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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