you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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