can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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