Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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