It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
