I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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There's always time for handjobs
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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