You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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