Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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