All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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