my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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