areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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