You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
