someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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