It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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