Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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