party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
These tits shall not be calmed
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
