i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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