The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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