a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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