just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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