better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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