On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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