sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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