jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My bed smells like the plague
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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