I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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