So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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