so that wasnt chicken after all
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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