I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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