i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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