You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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