She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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