good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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