He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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