Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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