you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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